religiousragings:

newtonpwns:

But God slaughters children to teach individual men a lesson, Satan kills for teh lulz

Yeah, but the only ones who learned individual lessons after the flood were Noah and family.  Also, it’s kinda hard to learn individual lessons after a genocide, ‘cause all the ones to learn the lesson are, like, dead.
And Satan only killed those peeps in the book of Job because God egged him on.

religiousragings:

newtonpwns:

But God slaughters children to teach individual men a lesson, Satan kills for teh lulz

Yeah, but the only ones who learned individual lessons after the flood were Noah and family.  Also, it’s kinda hard to learn individual lessons after a genocide, ‘cause all the ones to learn the lesson are, like, dead.

And Satan only killed those peeps in the book of Job because God egged him on.

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